ha.ha.ha.
I dropped out of school for this band.

nosdrinker:

captain underpants is better than every john green book

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(Source: feelszarry)

"Zayn used to eat paper"

Reblogged from itsniazkilam, Posted by goddamnright.
goddamnright:

Niall in One Direction: The Official Annual 2015

goddamnright:

Niall in One Direction: The Official Annual 2015

glowcloud:

slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

boop boo boop boo boop boop boop

(Source: eviljovan)

catlover839:

archgayngel:

captain-irrayditation:

irrhythmic:

captchaloginbreadcrumbs:

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

this is not ok

telling time just got 300% more confusing

aesthetically interesting, cognitively nightmarish

Teacher: What’s the time?

Me: *Mental breakdown*

(Source: ddnjapan)

supitskari:

sandandglass:

Source

"he set out to prove a point about how easy women have it"

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him